This is where it all began- our first song. December 2016, we were revising for the January mock exams and listening to Christmas songs when the obligatory Mariah Carey hit "All I Want For Christmas Is You" started playing. Myself and Ben, joined forces in defending our right to hate the song. Davey then tasked us with writing a better Christmas hit, in 5 minutes... And we did it in 3. Unfortunately, one of the verses went missing before the recording, so it's a little shorter than it used to be.
lyrics
Santa he hold a rather large sack;
he holds it between his legs, not on his back.
Presents for children and grandparents too.
But you better watch out 'cos he's coming for you.
Oh, Santa's a sex criminal- can't you all see?
He comes in the night through the wind and the rain;
so open your mouth for his candy cane.
So lock all your windows and close all your doors,
'cos this is the night of the Claus on all fours.
Oh, Santa's a sex criminal- can't you all see?
Oh, Santa's a sex criminal- can't you all see?
Can't you all see?
Can't you all see?
credits
from Bellends,
released September 17, 2017
Lyrics & Composition: Ben Anderson & Owen Johnstone
