We wrote this one for Valentine's Day, ha ha... I mean, when you're a comedy band and romance is involved, you have to go all out one way or the other. We sat for about an hour writing the lyrics and rehearsing before presenting it to the class. Initially we had no idea what to call it, so we asked Davey for his wisdom, and he said: "call it Tie Me Up Doctor Kinkenstein"
lyrics
Tie me up Doctor Kinkenstein,
get out your leather and whips.
Handcuff me to the leg of the table,
and put that gag upon my lips.
'Cos he's a sensual man,
and he's got wonderful nips.
Tie me up Doctor Kinkenstein,
I like it when you pull on my chains.
The way you brush up against me,
it always drives me insane.
Oh, 'cos he's a sensual man,
ooh that expensive champagne.
Look at the folks on the otherside,
we get off better than them.
We like to feel pain but we never complain-
'cos we're into BDSM.
Tie me up Doctor Kinkenstein,
drag me around by my hair.
No need to close the curtains,
they can watch us, I don't care.
'Cos he's a sensual man,
ooh, lah-di-dah mon père.
Look at the folks on the other side,
we get off better than them.
We like to feel pain but never feel ashamed-
'cos we're into BDSM.
Tie me up Doctor Kinkenstein,
you've got me begging for more.
So wrap your strong arms around me,
you can make me feel like a whore.
'Cos he's a sensual man,
he only lives next door...
credits
from Bellends,
released September 17, 2017
Lyrics & Composition: Davey Bell, Ben Anderson & Owen Johnstone
